Louis & Dan and the Invisible Band

Louis and Dan live across the street from each other in Northfield. Louis lives on the south side of the street. Dan lives on the north side of the street. Louis teaches at St. Olaf College. Dan teaches at Carleton College. Louis is short. Dan is tall. Louis is young. Dan is old. Louis is handsome. Dan is really handsome. By rights they should be mortal enemies. But really, they’re best friends who write songs about rodents, underwear spaghetti, princesses and hot dogs.